Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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