Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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