in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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