when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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