Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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