Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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