You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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