I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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