Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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