Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You made out with two different species that night
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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