I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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