When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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