Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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