I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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