I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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