im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
tell me about the fingering
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