Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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