I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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