i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize