we have pet lesbian snakes
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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