there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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