I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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