What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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