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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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