I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
