my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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