so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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