taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
there is puke in my bra ... again
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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