do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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