Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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