you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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