Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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