I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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