jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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