You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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