At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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