ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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