Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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