marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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