Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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