you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
