its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Mom said you looked used
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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