Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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