Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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