Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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