what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize
