It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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