so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
