i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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