We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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