no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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