You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How does one acquire holy water?
I want a musical about memes.
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