Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's shark week go big or go home
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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