she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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