I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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