were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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