I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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