New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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